25.02.2030 - Monday    2:41PM    Sebastian Prusik
                                                                                                                  

Korea reunites after 85 years!

North Korea leader Kim Jong Un and South Korea leader Park Jae-sang have signed an agreement to merge their countries into one. The moment of truth had happened on Febuary 10 2030, but the official statement has only been given now. North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has admitted that it's been over 14 years since they had intensely started to consider ending that whole ridiculous game, which lasted since the WWII ended.

사실, 남쪽과의 관계는 오래 전에 일어 났을 것입니다. 그러나 솔직히 말하면, 케이팝을 두려워합니다. 우리는이 끔찍한 종이 금지되었다는 조건에 동의했습니다. 본 발명의 살아있는 의사-아티스트는 핵탄두의 도움으로 폐기 될 것입니다. 나는 이것 중 어느 것도 낭비되지 않을 것이 기쁘다. 나는 케이팝이없는 세상이 더 나을 것이라고 믿는다.
~Kim Jong Un

As you probably know (unless you were sitting in a cave for last 20 years), North Korea used to demonstrate many inappropriate and unethical behaviors towards USA. Those behaviors included bombing of the Texas state, which has been almost completely isolated from the rest of the country in 2020. All because of then US president - Donald J. Trump. Nearly 10 years ago, Trump has insulted Kim Jong Un at his last official speech before the end of his presidential term. Hostile relations of both countries have existed since WWII. Relations have clearly deteriorated even more at the beginning of 2020, when the US have almost started WWIII without "inviting" North Korea in.

yo if America wants World War 3 then North Korea wants the beef too 😡

— Kim Jong Un ❁ (@KimJongUnNuking) January 3, 2020

That's how the negative relations between North Korea and the United States led to the fact that such decision took place only now. Why? - You may ask - Well, it's widely known, that the US and South Korea are really close partners, which wasn't really good for the North. The recent military conflict of the US and South Korea, which took place in 2026, has positively impacted on the Koreas relations.

South Korean president Park Jae-sang is widely known mainly for his 2012 music hit "Gangnam Style", which was the most viewed video on YouTube from November 24 2012, when it surpassed the music video for "Baby" by Justin Bieber featuring Ludacris, to July 10 2017, when it was surpassed by the music video of "See You Again" by Wiz Khalifa featuring Charlie Puth and, not even a month later by the music video of "Despacito" by Luis Fonsi featuring Daddy Yankee. Park Jae-sang has agreed for Kim Jong Un's conditions including forbidding K-Pop even though his own music is basically K-Pop. Park Jae-sang claims he agreed, because since then, there will be no competition. Park Jae-sang will remain the only K-Pop producer in the world. The leaders have reached an agreement in which "Gangnam Style" will be established as a national anthem of the new reunited Korea. You may also wonder why am I constantly mention both leaders as the leaders of the reunited Korea. The thing is that none of the leaders want to give up their power. Official statement says that Kim Jong Un and Park Jae-sang both will be the first leaders of the reunited Korea, so they could end till the end of Park Jae-sang's term of office in 2034. Afterwards, the nation will take it' s part in the national presidential elections for 1 leader. Because of the low development level of the North, new Korea will gain most of it's rules and general way of existence from the South.

Source: CNN